Hello. I am Bear Berkeley, and my friends just call me Berkeley. I want to be a reporter on day, and I have reported some allready. I have a sister called Bonnie and a brother called Frank and a pet, a hamster, called Henrietta. You can read about us here.
Saturday, 28 January 2012
A lobster named...
Yesterday the assistant came home with a lobster. I was a bit jealous as she was talking about it in a way that made me think she would give it a name and put in on twitter. I need her help to be on intertwitter and didn't want the competition...especially not from a lobster.
I took great interest in the lobster and asked the assistant many questions and wanted her to take an interest in the lobster as food.
If you now are on Twitter looking for a lobster to talk to, I can tell you that my asking the assistant what wine she would like with the lobster helped. She ate it.
Seein her appetite on the lobster made me relived that there will be no competition on the intertwitter time. But it also made me sure that I will never put on a lobster outfit again.